BREAKING NEWS: I can legally marry LGBT couples in Louisiana now!
The Supreme Court of the United States has just ruled that all 50 states must allow LGBT couples the right to get married!
“No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. … [The challengers, i.e. LGBT people] ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.”
I’m thrilled! Love is love, and now I am legally able to marry everyone in love – straight or gay! Happiness for everyone!
You can read the full SCOTUS OBERGEFELL v. HODGES decision here.